Canoodling
Dear all of my friends,
This month, we offer you a twangy folk song about a girl growing up in a Pennsylvania coal-mining town. It's called, “Such a Funny Story,” and it's the longest Hard Taco song in years, giving the listener a well-organized five-minute emotional journey through restlessness, listlessness, fecklessness, helplessness, and shitlessness. (Usually, people don't get shitless unless they are extremely bored or extremely scared, but in this case, you'll just get there by being patient.)
In last month’s Hard Taco Digest, we opened up the conversation about our search for a designer dog. Since then, we've pored over dozens of back issues of Dog Fancy and reached the conclusion that our next pet needs to be a poodle mix.
You can't broach the subject of poodle mixes without first explaining why purebred poodles are... problematic.
