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I’m not sorry that I’m sloppy
I’m slop slop sloppin’ around
I may be a mess
But I wear it well
A base of slapdash and a dash of pell mell
Do your face, do your hair, do you copy?
Oh no
I’ve got a bone to pick
With spick and with span
And oh, man
You’ve figured me out
I just can’t stop slop sloppin’ about

I’m so sloppy
I’m so sloppy
I’m so sloppy
I’m so sloppy

I’m not sorry that I’m sloppy
I don’t regret that I get happy
I do when I clap
And ruin the song
I can’t stop slop slop sloppin’ along
To the bounce of my beloved jalopy
Come on in
My sweatshirt’s big enough for both of us, Babe
What can I say?
I’m tip top at slip slop sloppin’ away

I’m so sloppy
I’m so sloppy
I’m so sloppy
I’m so sloppy

Lauren London - vocals

Copyright 2019 Zach London

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I’m not too smug or not
Such a juggernaut
I can’t fall hard
I called an audible
Accidentally overlapped with the mainstream and blew my
Hipster cred as if I ever had a shot at cred
Cause I’ve been saddled with
Every shade of privilege
More buckets than Baskin Robbins

Sorry, fam, I’m not the ram you’ll shear this year for black black wool
A family tree can be a gallows
When you’re mature for thirteen
I’ve been wading through the warmer spots in my genetic pool
Dove headfirst into the shallows
Blood is thicker than chlorine
Thicker than chlorine

In my head I see
All my pedigree
Gen A-X
Some Lithuanians
Rolling in their unmarked graves
And shouting “Kids these days,”
Meanwhile, my descendants can’t defend the shame I’ll bring
“He was only a product of his time,” they’ll say,
“But that does not forgive this.”

Sorry, fam, I’m not the ram you’ll shear this year for black black wool
A family tree can be a gallows
When you’re mature for thirteen
I’ve been wading through the warmer spots in my genetic pool
Dove headfirst into the shallows
Blood is thicker than chlorine

Sorry, fam, I’m not the ram you’ll shear this year for black black wool
A family tree can be a gallows
When you’re mature for thirteen
I’ve been wading through the warmer spots in my genetic pool
Dove headfirst into the shallows
Blood is thicker than chlorine
Thicker than chlorine
Blood is thicker than chlorine
Thicker than chlorine
Blood is thicker than chlorine
Thicker than chlorine


Copyright 2019 Zach London

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Places, places
Play to the base in crisis (crisis crisis)
Eyes on the prize
Eyes on the prize
Nice and gracious
Christ, isn’t it priceless? (priceless, priceless)
Eyes on the prize
Eyes on the prize

Behold, the envy of our snow globe
Blue jeans have never looked so red
I’m so impressive
I’m so, I’m so impressive

Conquistador l’dor
Every generation goes to war
Log in, log out, log on, log off
Log in, log out, log on, log off
Conquistador l’dor

Can I get a
Nice life, nice stacks, nice pecs, nice body
Nice life hacks for making Rice Chex less soggy
You’re hella pretty but I smell a Hello Kitty litter
So Hello Tiger, I hear a Geiger Counterfeiter
See mama don’t raise no quitter
Even when I’m in bed with the headaches
I’m sticking it out til the bitter
Gotta watch to the end of the credits
Instead of the thing that I said when I sat at the head of the bed
And I said that the thing to consider
The edited version is better
But you can forget that I said it

Behold the envy of our snow globe
Blue jeans have never looked so red, white, blue
We fight the war, ‘cause we can’t fight the wardrobe
We’ve given up on happy
But we’ll settle for, we’ll settle for
Impressive
We’re so impressive, impressive


Lauren London - additional vocals
Malcolm London - additional vocals

Copyright 2019 Zach London

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Places, places
Play to the base in crisis (crisis crisis)
Eyes on the prize
Eyes on the prize
Nice and gracious
Christ, isn’t it priceless? (priceless, priceless)
Eyes on the prize
Eyes on the prize

Behold, the envy of our snow globe
Blue jeans have never looked so red
I’m so impressive
I’m so, I’m so impressive

Conquistador l’dor
Every generation goes to war
Log in, log out, log on, log off
Log in, log out, log on, log off
Conquistador l’dor

Can I get a
Nice life, nice stacks, nice pecs, nice body
Nice life hacks for making Rice Chex less soggy
You’re hella pretty but I smell a Hello Kitty litter
So Hello Tiger, I hear a Geiger Counterfeiter
See mama don’t raise no quitter
Even when I’m in bed with the headaches
I’m sticking it out til the bitter
Gotta watch to the end of the credits
Instead of the thing that I said when I sat at the head of the bed
And I said that the thing to consider
The edited version is better
But you can forget that I said it

Behold the envy of our snow globe
Blue jeans have never looked so red, white, blue
We fight the war, ‘cause we can’t fight the wardrobe
We’ve given up on happy
But we’ll settle for, we’ll settle for
Impressive
We’re so impressive, impressive


Lauren London - additional vocals
Malcolm London - additional vocals

Copyright 2019 Zach London

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Going back to Pando
Take some time to heal
I'll wrap myself in his million arms
Show him how I feel, oh
There are troubles all over creation
But Aspen love is real
So I'm going back to Pando
Take some time to heal

I'm going back to Pando
Take some time to heal
I'll wrap myself in his million arms
Show him how I feel
There are troubles all over creation
But Aspen love is real
So I'm going back to Pando
Take some time to heal

But aspen love is real
So I'm going back to Pando
Take some time to heal
Take some time to heal


Lauren London - additional vocals
Scarlett London - additional vocals

Copyright 2019 Zach London

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