Accidents Happen

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Stasia:
I fear we'll be caught
He may find out well before I'm due
See, he and I have not
Done certain things that Ive done with you
For a month or two
Well never, actually

But accidents happen all the time
Making mistakes is no crime
Having a child with another man
Just a mistake, he'll understand
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time

Osric:
Sometimes, people slip (like the King, for instance)
Say, they don't know that the stair is wet
And sometimes, people trip
And fall 80 feet off the parapet
Or better yet
Into boiling lead

Accidents happen all the time
Making mistakes is no crime
One such mistake
You or I could make
Might be to drown him in the lake
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time

Stasia:
Sometimes, mistakes are made
Black widows crawl into people's beds

Osric:
Youve got it! Hemlock gets mislaid
Rocks sometimes fall onto people's heads

Stasia:
Or maybe swords instead of rocks

Osric:
Or harpsichords

Stasia:
Or cinderblocks

Both:
Accidents happen all the time
Making mistakes is no crime

Stasia:
Here's a mistake
You and I could make

Osric:
Grind up his bones
Into a cake

Both:
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time

Lauren London - Stasia
Josh Siegel - Osric
Darin Zahuranec - french horn

Copyright 2005 - Zach London

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