Master, I Have Failed You

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From "Steak"

Master, I have failed you...
I let John Hero get away.

You look a little uptight.
We shouldn't have to fight
About every little mistake I make
'Cause I'm here for you.
For bringing the universe to its knees
Or whatever that thing is that you do.
I'll tell you what,
In my opinion I'm a damn fine minion
For the price
'Cause I never make the same mistake twice.

I hate to stall your fiendish ruse
But I fear I therefore
Must regret to bear the news that

Master I have failed you
I let John Hero get away!
But things as they are
He won't get far
You'll see,
And I'll see to that myself
So Master have mercy on me!

I haven't caught him just yet
And I guess you're upset
But do me a favor and don't forget
That I'm the best around.
'Cause I'm a black hole figure
I'm a crack gold digger
I'm a serial fugitive bloodhound
I got a bootleg gun for
Making sure he's done for,
So here I go
'Cause I want to bring back your tomorrow the world glow.

I'll seize John Hero as you say
And I pledge anew my vow to make him rue this day

Master I have failed you
I let John Hero get away
But things as they are
He won't get far
You'll see
And I'll see to that myself
So Master have mercy on me!
(Master have mercy on me
Master have mercy on me)

And years from now we'll all look back
At these days without regret and laugh about the fact that

Master I have failed you
I let John Hero get away.
Master I have failed you
I let John Hero get away.
Master I have failed you
I let John Hero get away.


Copyright 1998 Zach London

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