Steal a Man a Fish

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From "Forced to Breed in Captivity"

Ive got a red ribbon around my bronze bust
But these golden scissors are gathering dust
I'm asymptotically close to a breakthrough
Ive burned through pack after pack of double As
For my thinking cap, thank you
Thank you
When they hand me the award I'll say
Thank you
To the Academy and members of The Board
Thank you
But in case you haven't been tipped off
Everything I ever did was ripped off

Steal a man a fish
And he'll eat for a meal
But teach a
Teach a man
Teach a man to steal
Steal a man a fish
And he'll eat for a meal
But teach a
Teach a man
Teach a man how to steal

Weve all heard that song before
Weve all heard that song before
Bang your chest until you 're sore
But weve all heard that song before

Youve got a kitten asleep in your lap
Id like to take her place but Id probably get slapped
Ive been looking for ways to impress you
For days, but all I got
Is what's I read off some of the bumpers in my parking lot
The black Silverado
Says Jesus is Lord
The black Silverado
Says Baby on Board
The black Silverado
Says Jesus is Lord
The other stickers in the window
Calvin pissing on Ford so

Steal a man a fish
And he'll eat for a meal
But teach a
Teach a man
Teach a man to steal
Steal a man a fish
And he'll eat for a meal
But teach a
Teach a man
Teach a man how to steal

Weve all heard that song before
Weve all heard that song before
Bang your chest until you 're sore
But weve all heard that song before

Steal a man a fish
And he'll eat for a meal
But teach a
Teach a fish
And he'll steal for a lifetime
Steal a man a fish
And he'll eat for a meal
But teach a
Teach a man
Teach a man how to steal


(Lauren London - additional vocals)

Copyright 2004 Zach London

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