The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

Hard Taco Radio

Surfin' Savant

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From "Down the Wrong Pipe"

She's a little dumb
Kind of dim
Just a little slow
She ain't much of a looker
Much of a looker, oh no

But the way she hangs ten, it's freaking sweet
In the backside tube when she's throwing heat
She's my slow-talking goofy footed
Ugly little surfin savant

Surf surf surf surf surfin savant
Surfin savant, yeah, surf surfin savant
Surfin savant, surfin savant
Surfin savant, surfin savant
She's all that I want
All that I want
All in the world that I want
She's my surf
Surf surfin savant

No one has a seat they can spare
When she's around
And all the beach bunnies
Laugh at her and put her down

But she can carve waves like a birthday cake
And she can shred those swells at the zero break
She's my slow-talking goofy footed
Ugly little surfin savant

Surf surf surf surf surfin savant
Surfin savant, yeah, surf surfin savant
Surfin savant, surfin savant
Surfin savant, surfin savant
She's all that I want
All that I want
All in the world that I want
She's my surf
Surf surfin savant

Surf surfin savant, surfin savant
Surf surfin savant, surfin savant
Surf surfin savant, surfin savant
Surf surfin savant


Copyright 2005 Zach London

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