Take Me Home

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From "and then the training takes over..."

I was born in the shade of a moonshine still
I got two fat fists to do God's will
I'll give you scoop of whoopass with your scoop of vanill'
'Cause in a serial universe I'm a parallel killer

I'm a wrathlete, want to scrap and scrape
I even got my ankles wrapped in wrathletic tape
And it's wrathletic tape that my ankles are wrapped in
It's varsity-level wrath, and I'm the team captain

Take me home
Take me home
Won't you put me in a home
Take me home
Take me home
Won't you put me in a home

Goody goody gum drop
Goody goody gum drop
Goody goody
Can I get a by gum
Not yet!

From the Detroit salt mines
To the CA fault lines
I hate pretty much everyone
And I'm perpetratin hate crimes
We'll have us some great times
I've shortened the wait times
I'm spreading the hate across state lines

I can do a lot of things, but cuddle ain't one
I can be a lot of things, but subtle ain't one
My rebuttal ain't done
I'm a mortal saint, son
I've got a loaded paint gun
Going to make you pretty pretty

Take me home
Take me home
Won't you put me in a home
Take me home
Take me home
Won't you put me in a home

Can I get a by gum By gum.
Can I have a by gum By gum.
Can you spare a by gum By gum.
Can I hear a by gum

By gum, here we come so watch your step
Can you say by gum
By gum!
By gum, here we come so watch your step
Can you say by gum
Can you say yep
By gum, here we come so watch your step
Can you say by gum
By gum!
By gum, here we come so watch your step
Can you say by gum
Can you say yep

Take me home
Take me home
Won't you put me in a home
Take me home
Take me home
Won't you put me in a home

By gum if you're bobbing for, scratching for, digging for, fishing for
A thumping or something I'm just pumping and jumping to get it done, dumpling
Let's make a Bikini Atoll of your face
I'm a guillotine on a stick
And you're sweeter than a gallon jug of SoCo and OJ

Goody goody gum drop
Goody goody gum drop
Goody goody gum drop
Goody goody gum


(Greg Kutcher - lead guitar, lap steel
Women: Catherine Bettcher, Lori Burke, Thellea Leveque, Lauren London, Orli Nativ
Men: Jim Burke, Praveen Dayalu, Russell Schwartz)

Copyright 2008 Zach London

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