Hard Taco Songs

Year

Song Title

2017


Floval
Never Go Home
Emotional Eating
Everyday Mess
Sightings
Dilettantes
This Library Isn't Big Enough
Tribute to the Rhythm King
A Better Whatever

2016


Call Guinness
Not That Kind of Boy
Breakwater
Hide
Wrap the Babe in Damask
All Manner of Lovely Things
The Cross-Examination of the Bee
Danny Devito
Namesake Chain
Toast
Dang
Why Won't You Cry
A Sexy Chord Progression

2015


Manchego
Can We Please Just Hang Out Now
Billowing Parachute Silk
Cops! Cops! Cops!
Worth the While
Brady
Cute As a Button
Catan Catan
Grandfather Bluebird
Surfing Instructor from the 1960s
Big Guy
Attack Ads

2014


Ubble-a Dup Dup
Chisels 'n Dust
Pick Two
What Has He Done, the Bear
Write His Name In Monster Trucks
Sharkopotamus Rex
Bezonce
Belt Test
Sugar Cookie
Volcanoes!!
Gabillionaire
Solstice, Solstice
Tears on These Chestnuts
Sack Up, Santa
One-Legged Horse Drawn Sleigh

2013


Where Were You
Baobab Weep
Galens Sausage Fest
The Balloonman
One Nation Under Cheese
The C Word
Put My Hand on Heaven's Plow
Tiny Hearted
Love Is In the Very Air
Drinking and Sailing
Down at the Berl
Animal Feet
September Wedding

2012


If I Wanted Your Opinion (I Would Beat It Out of You)
Pale Mama Jones
Oatmeal
Sweetly Sleepy
Goblin Bride
The Kibosh
Sushi Fun Song
Mary Celeste
Happy in My Neighborhood
Ratmen Are Sort of a Person, Too
Senior Party Central
Kentucky

2011


Fancy
Drain the Pool
The Gem of the Argosy
Jack of Any Jack of All
Busting Out of Juvie
The Alchemy of Blank Verse
Big-Calved Woman
The Ni'ihau Incident
Spinneret
El Vasco
The Pottage Point Centennial Band
A Man And His Jeweler

2010


Secret Chaver

The Penny Seats are Nothing But Trouble
I'm On a Plane
Jumex Flow
Make a Mint
Dance Your Life Away
I Hate Comic Sans
Poof (Are You Unna Dance)
Foundling Tokens
Sweet Tooth Trollop
The Old Tongue
For North Carolina and the Others

2009


A Life of Crime
Alpha Mom
Backup Torch Song
Blankety Blank
Denmark Needs Rock Stars
Excelsior
Korea
Let's Play Pretend
Mexican American War
Muscle Memory
Never Shake a Baby
Roughhousing Robots
Spanish American War
Suds
The Quincy Steam Hoist
World War I
World War II

2008


Fortress of Lovingkindness
Giant U-Shaped Magnet
How to Love Your Process
I'm Not Saying, I'm Just Saying
Jelly IA
Rattle
Rotisserie
Seasonal Affective
Sleep Stages
Take Me Home
The Agony of the Leaves
The Night That Eight Belles Died

2007


Air Guitar Playing Baby
Bioluminescent Bear
Fire Chief
Girls Are So Neat
Jupiter
Lay Down Paul Revere
Les Cavernes Perigord
Moderate Rock
Only a Man
Oslo
Our First Dollar
Stella
There There There

2006


Down the Wrong Pipe
Down the Wrong Pipe (Royalty Mix)
Dreaming at the Top of My Lungs
Going to Coronado
I MOON YOU!
Lady Sawbones
Let's Dig Up Harry
Maggie and Midge
Mouf Breavah
Not Really a Bear
The First Three Wars
The Funny Wagon
The March of the Elephant and the Bee
Truer Than a Teardrop

2005

Day 1
Dovetails
Egg Came First
Give Up the Kibble
Happy Wedding Molly and Paul
King Trucker
O Lover Drowned Lover
Polecat in the Hizzie
Pooch Punt
Puppy Bowl
RunPuppyRun
Stairwell of Bended Knees
Sticky Pickles
Surfin' Savant
The Dancingest Boy in Town
The Flyingest Baby in Town
The Only Girl at the Sci Fi Convention
The Only Serious Thing
The Sewing Circle Kills Again
We All Die Young

2004


Accidents Happen
Best Friends Forever
Black Eye
Commodore
Cruel and Clever
Despair
Dr. Fenwick's Snake Oil
Everybody Loves the Queen
I Know My Place
Kollector
Margot Dupris
Nancy
No No Mama
Stamp My Hand
Steal a Man a Fish
That's the Way It Goes
The Medicine Show
Twylla's Song

2003


Don't Do That to My Heart
DreamStar
Fine Looking Fat Man
Flatness
Forced to Breed In Captivity
Harris' Fiddle Tune
Hooded Jackets
Hunger Strike
I Asked for a Barbell
I Never Met a Woman
Kid Fingers
Let's Talk About Feelings
Love Is (All You Need)
Make Way for Love
No Joy in Mudville
Penelope
Pottymouth
Tender Is the Heart
The Loser's Union
The Mermule
Tonight the Rafters Roar
Unemployment Line
Waiting for Your Love to Grow

2002


#1 Stepdad
100 Dog in a Row
Break Out
Bring Me the Head of Antonio
Don't Stare
Dumb It Down
I Will Protect you
Minnowman
Ruse
Silent Movie
Spare Me
The Shag Patch
The Spaniard's Curse

2001


25
Be In My Video
Frankenstein Overture
Monkey Business
Paper Cranes
Qwerty
Sign of the Times
Something Else
Tapalong
The Gloaming
The Hunt
Ugly
Wildflowers

2000


Allegory
Beowulf Overture
Burn Down the Beach House
Figurehead
Guardian Bagworks
I Rock About You
Indispensible
It's a Gas
I've Got Soul
Pure Whimsy
Race Car
Reginald Needs a Friend
Sari In the Desert
Storey's Way
The Dowager
The Nectar of the Gods
The New Business Ropes Course
Tumboolah

1999


Brahman and the Crawfish
CITY! The Musical
Daisy Runway
Georgia
Great Big
Indiana
International Airport
LaFollete High Fight Song
Monody
My Belly's True
Old Dog
Phone Message
Teenage Dreamdate
The United States of Rock and Roll

1998


April Showers
Branamlu
Churrizo
Hello Buttercup
Master, I Have Failed You
Nature Walk
Parinaud's Syndrome
Piccolo Pete
Prince Pince
Rabban Gamliel
Spooky Monsters
Stegosaurus
The Caroline Special

1997


A Night Like This
Deputy Troll
Diabetic Rat
Don't Tread
Florida
Foolish Things (part 1)
Foolish Things (part 2)
Ichabod Crane Reprise
Introduction
Kentucky
Lorenzo's Girl
Megorf (The Robot Who Can Fight)
Oh Foot Three
Playthings
Rockerfeller
Senseless Hate
So Long
Tennessee
The Abominable Snowman
The Harvest Banquet
The Mandolin Minstrel
The Old Minstrel's Jig
Won't Strike Yet
Working On a Ship

1996


Barry Schneiderman
Brush Fire
Edgar Elephant
Hey, Fixer
Ichabod Crane
King Caftan's Song
Mr. Bones Band
Rockslide
Shy Away
Tarrytown
Tikun Olam

1995


Angus
Bridge Troll
Durga McBroom (The Charleston Troll)
Floorchester Central Fantasy
Money in My Mouth
Rock and Roll Is Not a Toy
The Annoying Circus
The Running of the Trolls in Pamplona
Twitch

1994


Armada
Biosphere
Bremlov Stremsky Piano Lesson's 1-16
David Fernandes
Fizzlewinch (The Measure of a Spy)
It's Funny, You and Me
Jigmo Boy
Lemons and Pornography
Phone Messages, Miscellaneous
The Final Schtick
The Great Okibo
The Seventh Sea
The Shot Heard Round the World

1993


A New Life
Beowulf's Reply
Confiscation
Don't You Worry, Hrothgar
Ficus Theme
Good Evening and Goodnight
Greater Eyes
Hrafnkel's Saga Intro
It's a Boy
Might
Music Up Your Ass
Pharoah's Decree
Pushy Bush
Red Sea Pedestrians
Revenge
Rump
Strain
The Battle
The Battlements
The Benefactor
The Distant Mirror
The Lawyer
The Lookout
The Other Side
The Playground Skara Brae
The Shepherd
The Shepherd's Death
The Shepherd's Father
The Wind Cries Mead-Hall
Unferth's Challenge
Victory

1992


Bite the Shank Baune
Bubu
Choral Reef
Come Away
First Person Possessive
Little Men
Phase Shift
Pubertad En La Caja
Ragnarock
The Cold Circuit
The Confrontation
The Fizzlewinch Saga
The Horrordrome
The Princeton Pauper
The War for Ecopendence
Wa

1991


Did You Hear That
Shake Yer Lulav
Something More
The American Pageant
Tikeyah Sunrise
Variety Cheese

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