You say Han, I say Han
You say Catan and I say no, it's Catan
Oh no
You say Catan, and I say Catan
I wish I hadn't traded in the D&D crowd for the B&B crowd
But I thought I couldn't be proud about it
When you 're declawed in a peapod, dear God, it's crowded
I was showered in doubt
I was a blocked carotid in a cowardly lion, and my mind was clouded
But now I'm empowered and I'm trying to get out and flout it
To be loud about it
To be proud and shout it
So I seek out
Every opportunity to geek out
Sneak into the cupboard and I rip my freak out
I'll be freakin geekin
Week in, week out
Cause I love real life but
I still love pretend (tend)
And I love my wife,
Cause she's a perfect 1d10 (10)
You say Han, I say Han
You say Catan, I say no, it's Catan
Catan Are you kidding I swear you 're wrong.
Oh no
Ask the German au pair, you 're wrong
You say Catan, I say
Ask the German au pair, you're wrong
I swear you're wrong
I don't know why you say Catan, I say Catan
Ask the German au pair, you're wrong
I swear you're wrong
I don't know why you say Catan, I say Catan
Ask the German au pair, you're wrong
I swear you're wrong
I don't know why you say Catan, I say Catan
Catan Catan
So every Autumn I got em, and caught em, and shot em and
I never took a seat or put my feet up on the ottoman
You got to start at the bottom and be the Family Robinson and
Take your little patch of thatch and scratch out something more metropolitan
Ideas like halogen bulbs
My throne of Solomon is
Imagination shot with syringes of collagen
Til it's all warped and corpulent, not unlike a manatee
So let's take a pledge to outdo every childhood fantasy
I swear it on a stack, swear it on a stack, of my lack of Christianity
That we'll start with a sheet, hang it on the back, hang on the back of that vanity
Then we'll build a bigger fort than youd ever endeavor in every reverie of insanity
Cause we 're on this planet to play
Yay! So hey, fist bump, humanity.
You say Han, I say Han
You say Catan, I say no, it's Catan
Catan Are you kidding I swear you 're wrong
Oh no
Ask the German au pair, you 're wrong
You say Catan, I say Catan
Ask the German au pair, you're wrong
I swear you're wrong
I don't know why you say Catan, I say Catan
Ask the German au pair, you 're wrong
I swear you're wrong
This tune is stolen, all right
But how cool would it be to be sued by a knight
This tune is stolen, all right
But how cool would it be to be sued by a knight
This tune is stolen, all right
But how cool would it be to be sued by a knight
This tune is stolen, all right
But how cool would it be to be sued by a knight
Lauren London - additional vocals
Paul McCartney - co-author (but just barely)
Copyright 2015 Zach London
