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M in STEM in academics
Slope is m in y=mx
Hope is slim when casting votes
When we’re taking names and kicking asymptotes
The rabble is fighting verbally
With parabolas and hyperbole
The abacus of the economist
Has become fabulous in its commonness
Numerical honesty is our policy
And honestly our quality’s bottomless
When equality’s an anomaly
The wannabes gonna be anonymous
You must trust our data’s
Just greater, just too muscular
Only thing worse than a hater’s a traitor
And the only thing worse than a traitor’s a buzz killer

Time to trick out your TI-85s
Give me Xs and I’ll make you Y’s
Time to trick out your TI-85s
Give me Xs and I’ll make you Y’s
You Y’s

So many foreigners
Father, teach us about satire
So many foreigners
Very well
So many foreigners
Former foreigners
Swarming the borders of California
Forming enormous forces just to
Force us to gorge on gorditas and force-feed us shawarmas
Alarmist you call me?
Ya’ll appall me
if you don’t support the deporting of hordes and enforcing the borders,
You’re a morally horrible moron, at best
And at worst a deplorable commie
Of thank you, father!
So let me pro forma forewarn ya California
It’s cause and effect
And there’s always a formula

Time to trick out your TI-85s
Give me Xs and I’ll make you Y’s
Time to trick out your TI-85s
Give me Xs and I’ll make you Y’s
You Y’s
You Y’s, you Y’s, you Y’s

Police brutality?
We can mangle it
Sexuality?
There’s an angle
The gang’ll link net neutrality to infant mortality
In a newfangled way til you can’t disentangle it
Takes two to tango, so says Jane Doe
It’s true, but I’ll prove two isn’t a single number
It’s an entire rainbow.
Me#Two
Lies and damned lies and stats
To beautify the plutocrats
Customized for the fattest cats
Lies and damned lies and stats
Lies and damned lies and stats
To beautify the plutocrats
Customized for the fattest cats
Lies and damned lies and stats

Time to trick out your TI-85s
Give me Xs and I’ll make you Y’s
Time to trick out your TI-85s
Give me Xs and I’ll make you Y’s
You Y’s
You Y’s, you Y’s, you Y’s


Lauren London - additional vocals
Malcolm London - additional vocals
Scarlett London - additional vocals


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