The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

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I Know My Place

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Download 1996 Version


If I were a domino
With big white spots,
Perhaps I could see the stars
With the astronauts.
But I know that this can't happen
Because I know my place,
And I know that they would never send
A domino in space.

If I were a jungle gym
With bars and swings,
I'd buy me a chariot
And race with kings.
But I know that this can't happen
Because I know my place,
And I know that they would not allow
A jungle gym to race.

If I were pajama tops
And I was size small
I'd draw lots of bumblebees
And erase them all
But I know that this can't happen
Because I know my place
And I know that they would never let
Pajama tops erase.


(Lauren London - additional vocals)

Copyright 1996, 2004 Zach London

Discography