Kollector

From "Forced to Breed in Captivity"

There's somebody else in town

Who has the rarest find

He's always a yard sale ahead

I'm one garage behind

But try as I might

The gap ever widens

I'll never afford

A superlative hoard

The way he spends and spends cause

I am a Kollector

And I'm tormented by laughter of the piece I'll never get and

I am a Kollector

And I'm terrified I'll be buried with an incomplete set

My name has slid down the list

In the annual Who is Who

A twenty point font I get

While his is twenty two

The registry is catalogued by value

The editors mock

My dwindling stock

So I don't have to tell you that

I am a Kollector

And I'm tormented by laughter of the piece I'll never get and

I am a Kollector

And I'm terrified I'll be buried with an incomplete set

When I say Ooh

You say Ah

Ooh, ah

I am a Kollector

And I'm tormented by laughter of the piece I'll never get and

I am a Kollector

And I'm terrified I'll be buried with an incomplete set and