Reginald Needs a Friend

From "Chicken"

Reginald's really bringing us down

I wish he'd quit hanging around

He doesn't take a hint

Can't he sit with someone else

I mean, really,

Do we have to come right out and say it

We try to brush him off

But he's oblivious 'til the end.

You'd think that Reginald needs a friend.

Reginald's getting hard to avoid

Won't leave when I'm plainly annoyed

He always tags along

Can't he hang on someone else

I mean, really,

Do we have to come right out and say it

He's really got some nerve

To go on making us all pretend

We care if Reginald needs a friend.