Endowed Chairs

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Rita kept her laboratory wet
And emerged as a Nobel laureate
A brain-cutting Aussie polymath
You could say Dorothy Russell just carved her own carved her own path
Rapin sing, and Singhi rap (rap)
They’re curing kids across the map (map)
And if you pester Westerberg (berg)
You’ll never get the best of her, rest assured

These chairs are endowed!
These chairs are endowed
I’m rolling up like a thundercloud, now
These chairs are endowed
These chairs are endowed
Check the talent as I work the crowd
You know you’ll never get there with a regular chair
That’s not allowed
These chairs are endowed

Yay for Dravet, our newest star
And the promised eponymous Louis-Bar
And when Audrey Penn was in the groove
You would just have to trust that Augusta would bust a new move
Here’s McNutt to whack a knee (knee)
With Mary Putnam Jacobi (bi)
Then they passed the Schwann baton on
Like a boss to the great Ana Judith Roman

These chairs are endowed!
These chairs are endowed
I’m rolling up like a thundercloud, now
These chairs are endowed
These chairs are endowed
Yo, check the talent as I work the crowd
You know you’ll never get there with a regular chair
That’s not allowed
These chairs are endowed
These chairs are endowed!

Lauren London - vocals

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