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Prince Pince

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Someday, when I am gone

I'll need you, son, to carry on my rule,

Someday...

And on that day this will all be yours

The manatees and man-o-wars and all

But now

My kingdom lies in despair

Your evil brother wants to steal it from its rightful heir

You've got to save our land!

You've got to stand your ground!

You've got to prove yourself in combat

If you want to wear this crown!

'Cause you are

Prince Pince,

Son of the Crab King!

Prince Pince,

Son of the Crab King!

Someday, when I am gone

I'll need you, son, to carry on my rule,

Someday...

And on that day this will all be yours

The manatees and man-o-wars and all

But now

My kingdom lies in despair

Your brother's scheme's a threat to

All sea creatures everywhere.

You've got to save our land!

You'll got to fight alone!

You have to prove yourself in combat

If you want to have this throne!

'Cause you are

Prince Pince,

Son of the Crab King!

Prince Pince,

Son of the Crab King!

You are the son of the Crab King!

Pottymouth

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From"Tender is the Heart"

Hey you, Pottymouth

You've got to clean

Up your act,

You've got me

Flinching and gasping and

Scratching shhhh

On your back

You've got those

Sweet brown root beer eyes

And your body's basically okay

Okay, so let it do the talking, Baby

Seismic cough drop

Spread your headrush

Make the lights swim

Make the walls blush

Caustic tears, they'll

Burn your clothes so

Get ready

Get set

Hey, Crybaby

I'll give you something

To cry about

Hey, Crybaby

Watch out, watch out, watch out!

Let's go!

Her and me

She and I

We've got the gear

We've got the supplies

We're the dreaded

Two-headed dragon

So keep one eye on the skies

We're poster-ready

Going to stop hearts

Run the pop charts

Get the confetti ready

'Cause we're

Toaster-ready Pop Tarts

Seismic cough drop

Spread your headrush

Make the lights swim

Make the walls blush

Caustic tears, they'll

Burn your clothes so

Get ready

Get set

Hey, Crybaby

Let's give you something

To cry about

Hey, Crybaby

Watch out, watch out, watch out!

Hey

You

Crybaby

Watch out!

(Thellea Leveque - vocals

Lauren London - vocals)

Poof (Are You Unna Dance?)

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From Approach Approach Conflict

Awww, girl

Awwww, girl.

Poof, I throw my ninja powder

Poof, jump out of my Buster Browns

Poof, and like the Sears tower roof

I disappear in the clouds

Aerosoled like whole wheat flour

Poof, I huff I whiff I puff

Poof, I throw my ninja powder

Truth be told there's no such stuff

It's abysmal the way I lie about being invisible

Explode with no residual like a dirigible

That's quizzical, when in fact I'm perfectly physical

Ninja powder Pfff, that's a lotta hocus pocus

Why focus on mumbo jumbo

Oh, you said "ginger powder."

Is that what's in the chowder

How about the gumbo

Is that heirloom tomato I taste

I can tell that it's tomato-based

Is it tomato sauce or tomato paste

I can't quite place the tomato taste

Poof, are you unna dance

If not, why not

Ah, are you unna dance

If so, so what, so what

Poof, are you unna dance

If not, why not

Ah, are you unna dance

Are you unna dance

Poof, I throw my ninja powder

Poof, jump out of my Buster Browns

Poof, and like the Sears tower roof

I disappear in the clouds

Aerosoled like whole wheat flour

Poof, I huff I whiff I puff

Poof, I throw my ninja powder (now louder)

Truth be told there's no such stuff

Poof, are you unna dance

If not why not

Ah, Are you unna dance

If so so what, so what

Poof, are you unna dance

If not why not

Are you unna dance

(Lauren London - additional vocals)

Pooch Punt

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Pooch punt!

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Prince Pince

Pottymouth

Poof (Are You Unna Dance?)

Pooch Punt

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