The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

Hard Taco Radio

Phone Message

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From "Soft Taco"


I'm sorry we're not home
We can't come to the phone
'Cause we're an a capella group
And we're touring the third world!

We've been to Austria
We've been to Mozambique.
They liked our drums
And said our skits were real unique

Hey, why don't we give that one to Tony... he's the cute one!
Hey! I thought I was the cute one!

But we told them "Take a hike,"
'Cause they don't know what it's like
To be an a cappella group
Who's touring the third world.
So leave a message 'cause we're
Touring the third world!
Sorry we missed you 'cause we're
Touring the third world!
Or call back later 'cause we're
Touring the third world!


Copyright 1999 Zach London

Phase Shift

Divide the baby into thirds,
The granite queen implored of me.
But I, misspoken, spoke the words
That urged a thousand singing birds
To suicide in harmony.

And if the spiny angel cracks
And you can strain through her defense,
Just take a minute and relax
And pick yourself up off the tracks
And onto something more intense.

The dawn is breaking as the cattle truck pick-up boy pulls out
And all the cows are quite convinced -
It's gonna be different this time
And as the feeding frenzy clears the poison mist
The leper takes his place in line...

To phase shift around
Skyward glances inward bound
Relax, unfocus your sights.
Phase shift around
The game was up and you were down
But I wouldn't shake the hand that feeds me
But I'd feed the mouth that bites.

I clenched my voice against the wall
And silence squeezed the frozen brakes.
But it's this hush that caused my fall
And strained your eyes if you recall
And that's not all that silence breaks.

She picked the gun up off the floor,
Whispered down the phone and smiled,
But does it matter anymore
If it's become a child-like war
Or a warlike child.

And as the dust around the circle settled down to form a face
That laughed out loud, Oh can't you see -
Happy endings are cheaper than time
And all that's wrong is yours and all that's right is mine
And all that's left is left in line...

To phase shift around
Six guitars and not a sound
The canyon calls as I sing.
Phase shift around
And smiling as I hit the ground
'Cause I bet that must have stung
But I'm too young to feel a goddamn thing.


No recording available
Copyright 1992 Zach London

Pharoah's Decree

was sitting in my throne room this morning
And partaking of my flan,
And my concubines were feeding me grapes
And they were fanning me with their hands.

It was then that I noticed the multitude
Of Hebrews psasing by,
And I said to myself there's more of them
Than the stars up in the sky.

So I prayed to Ra and he said
We've got to kill the first-born Hebrew males,
'Cause you know they'll sieze the first chance at power
If our hierarchy fails.

So I grabbed my quill and parchment, baby,
And I wrote out this decree.
It says the newborn Hebrew males will be slaughtered
So a slave revolt will never be!


(Maury Loeb - co-author
Mitch Rotter - co-author)

No recording available
Copyright 1993 Zach London

Penelope

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From"Tender is the Heart"

 


 

I met this girl named Penelope
She's so high class
She makes every other girl I see
Look like ass
Oh, now that you know
Penelope let's be more than friends
Now that you know
You make making love
Make sense again
Again, again, again,
Again, again, again, again
Oh, now that you know
Penelope, be my Jezebel
Now that you know
The rest of your friends
Can go to hell!
Copyright 2003 Zach London
 

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