The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

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Only a Man

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From "Jupiter the Balloon Horse"




I've never been one for conversation
But I had you speechless before I began
Predictable answer to temptation
You're only a man

Some girls are far too sentimental
They're never inclined to go and take what they can
Why should I be gentle
You're only a man
Only a man...

I'm not of the indiscreet persuasion
But gentlemen, I know what you're for.
I only uphold the grand equation
Nothing more
A girl of resourceful disposition
Can always improve the circumstances at hand
You'll never hear me request permission
You're only a man

Your smile belies your true potential
You're almost astute enough to see through my plan
But you lack one credential
You're only a man
Only a man...

I'm not of the indiscreet persuasion
But gentlemen, I know what you're for.
I only uphold the grand equation
Nothing more
I'm not of the indiscreet persuasion
But gentlemen, I know what you're for.
I only uphold the grand equation
Nothing more

Some girls are far too sentimental
They're never inclined to go and take what they can
Why should I be gentle
You're only a man
You're only a man
You are only a man
You're only a man


(Laura Sagolla - vocals
Rebecca Biber - piano
Harris Wulfson - violin)

Copyright 1999, 2007 Zach London

Old Dog

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From "Soft Taco"


Please, sir would you be my master
Would you take pity on a tired old hound
I couldn't ask you to love me
Just some fresh water and a place to lie down...

No I won't have you, my heart is too hard.
Get off of my steps and stay out of my yard!
You're fur is too grey and your paws are too scarred.
No, I can't love an old dog!

Madam, would you be my master
Would you take pity on a tired old stray
I'd be content in the corner
Licking old wounds and staying out of the way...

Hey I won't have you, my answer is no.
Your eyes are too cloudy, your feet are too slow.
If you want to lie down go lie down in the snow!
No, I can't love an old dog!

Old man would you be my master
Would you take pity on a tired old mutt
You could keep me in the basement,
And I wouldn't cry if you kept the door shut...

Yes, I will have you, old friend come inside!
For a quiet companionship few can provide.
I shall watch the world pass with my dog at my side!
Yes, I can love an old dog!


Copyright 1999 Zach London

Oh Foot Three

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From "Steak"

Well I used to jump in puddles
When I was a kid like you.
And I used to jump in leaf piles
'Cause it seemed like the thing to do.
And I used to jump on the old tree stump
But I should have thought better of that
'Cause the puddles and the leaves
And the stump of the tree
All jumped on me and made me flat.
Made me flat.

So perish your intentions
Or pay with your dimensions.

'Cause the puddles and the leaves
And the stump of the tree
All jumped on me and made me
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They made me flat.


Copyright 1997 Zach London

O Lover Drowned Lover

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From "Down the Wrong Pipe"

Janie, Janie, by and by
My father bids me to wed another
Let us swear that we both shall die
Ere this rude villainy comes

Janie led me to Boarsthorne Crick
And waded up to her raven sashes
She drew my hands to her slender neck
And she fell to her knees

O lover, drowned lover
O lover, lover drowned
We are by this covenant bound

An age it seemed til I loosed my grip
The vulgar poison I now unstoppered
I drew the vial to my lip
But my will fled

Through the shallows those eyes look
At I, the wretched and gutless dastard
To the altar your rival took
While you stared evermore

O lover, drowned lover
O lover, lover drowned
We are by this covenant bound

O lover, drowned lover
O lover, lover drowned
We are by this covenant bound

Janie, Janie, by and by
My father bids me to wed another
Let us swear that we both shall die
Ere this rude villainy comes


(Lauren London - additional vocals)

Copyright 2005 Zach London

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