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Nature Walk

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Nature walk

One foot leads the other, it's called a nature walk.

Nature walk

These heights are made to wuther upon a nature walk.

Ranger Acorn's dead

A squirrel stored his head (squirrel stored ranger's head)

Deep within a tree

Ranger Acorn's me!

And they say the world is round (But the Ground)

We've found, is flat.

Nature walk

Sky turns into leather upon a nature walk.

Nature walk

Put your fists together and join our nature walk.

Sergeant Leaf is ripped

The trap we set is tripped, (Sergeant's lifeline snipped)

And Captain Stem is free,

Thanks to you and me.

And there's a lot that can be learned (When the woods are burned)

I yearn to learn about ash.

Look at the sky, the trees, the birds,

Hear Parson Spore's immortal words

He said, "Girl take my hand, you'll understand

Girl do the math: Us plus this path equals love!"

Nature walk

One foot leads the other, it's called a nature walk.

Nature walk

These heights are made to wuther upon a nature walk.

Nature walk

Sky turns into leather upon a nature walk.

Nature walk

Put your fists together

Come join our nature walk.

(Maury Loeb - co-author)

Nancy

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From "Forced to Breed in Captivity"

Nancy I'm here

In these sad times

A shoulder to rest your

Beautiful face

Am I too bold

Is it too soon

Now that Ronnie's gone

Who'll take his place

Ah, ah, ah

You deserve a clean slate

Ah, ah, ah

It's amazing

Ive waited so long

For you to be free

Work it on out

Nancy Baby

Work it on out

Nancy, yeah

Don't Just Say No

Forget what youve heard

I'm married, too

But that's just a word

He would have said

Nancy move on

He would have said

Baby, get your groove on

Ah, ah, ah

You deserve a clean slate

Ah, ah, ah

It's amazing

Ive waited so long

For you to be free

Work it on out

Nancy Baby

Work it on out

Nancy, yeah

Ah, ah, ah

You deserve a clean slate

Ah, ah, ah

It's amazing

Ive waited so long

For you to be free

Waited so long

For you to be free

Waited so long

For you to be free

Oh, Nancy Baby

Oh, Nancy, yeah

(Lauren London - backup vocals)

My Belly's True

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From "Black Bean"

I got caught with a girl name of Ruby Marie

She's a poor boy's dream,

She's like a cup of sweet cream

And she's the prettiest thing

I ever did see.

And she could cut the rug

Like it ain't no fact,

But she went to the kitchen

Now she couldn't make jack

So I walked her on home

And I come crawlin' back to you.

So Darling, shine up the skillet

And fire up the kettle

My heart is empty 'til my plate is full

'Cause the hot-crossed biscuits

And corn mush stew

Tickle me pink

When I'm feeling blue

'Cause my heart is deceiving

But my belly's true tonight.

Well I know you wish for my love,

I know you pray for my health

And tonight I'm yours

But if you see me in your pantry

You better just

Keep your hands to your shelf

I want the string bean, butter bean,

Sugar bean, sugar snap peas,

Crack corn, crack pepper jack bread puddin'

Call the doctor, baby,

I think I'm feelin' fine!

So Darling, shine up the skillet

And fire up the kettle

My heart is empty 'til my plate is full

'Cause the hot-crossed biscuits

And corn mush stew

Tickle me pink

When I'm feeling blue

'Cause my heart is deceiving

But my belly's true tonight.

And when I die,

Lay my bones on your cupboard shelf too

So as the pretty girls crowd in to see,

You'll be proud 'cause

None of them could make a man as happy as you.

And girl, I ain't no saint,

So when I'm down and dyin'

The devil may take me,

And that's just fine,

But if he wants my grub,

He'll have to wait in line, you'll see.

So Darling, shine up the skillet

And fire up the kettle

My heart is empty 'til my plate is full

'Cause the hot-crossed biscuits

And corn mush stew

Tickle me pink

When I'm feeling blue

'Cause my heart is deceiving

But my belly's true tonight.

(Jeff Kleiner - harmonica)

Music Up Your Ass

I've got bugs and beetles crawling up my pant leg

Along with some hair thing called a scrunchy

And explosive metal sharks.

And the TV men with swords in their mouths

Tell me if I cross my i's, I should dot myt t's and accent all my marks.

And my thalamus is gone and my genetic pool is shot,

And I'd like to eat my car, but it's the only one I've got,

So I tell you in binary that I'd like my ceiling fixed

And you respond, request forms should be filed in base six.

And I know that it's improper using 'me' instead of 'I'

But your face is mesomorphic with the stamen on my tie.

I don't think this artificial glass

Is the fuel that made me use up all this gas.

No one here but music up your ass.

Music up your ass! Music up your ass!

Someday I'll be good looking,

And I'll have a million friends,

And I'll go see all the shows

My favorite critic recommends,

But until then I'll just sit here in the grass.

Just happy sticking music up your ass.

On the mantle in the bedroom there's a jar made of cardboard

That contains three handsome puffins and a user-friendly guide.

And I wonder if it's wonderful, I think,

The way the people think it's wonderful

The way there's so much fun it can provide.

And a lion that concerned itself with Cuernavacan ships

Now smiles through its severed head and tissue paper lips,

Oblivious to all the candy in its past

And the lack of brandy floating in my glass.

Nothing gives but music up your ass.

Music up your ass! Music up your ass!

So your dry cell has a nursery

It wants to occupy,

And it tries to split asexually

But can't because it's dry

Yet inertia's still proportional to mass,

So there's no stopping music up your ass.

No there's no stopping music up your ass.

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Nature Walk

Nancy

My Belly's True

Music Up Your Ass

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