The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

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Surfin' Savant

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From "Down the Wrong Pipe"

She's a little dumb
Kind of dim
Just a little slow
She ain't much of a looker
Much of a looker, oh no

But the way she hangs ten, it's freaking sweet
In the backside tube when she's throwing heat
She's my slow-talking goofy footed
Ugly little surfin savant

Surf surf surf surf surfin savant
Surfin savant, yeah, surf surfin savant
Surfin savant, surfin savant
Surfin savant, surfin savant
She's all that I want
All that I want
All in the world that I want
She's my surf
Surf surfin savant

No one has a seat they can spare
When she's around
And all the beach bunnies
Laugh at her and put her down

But she can carve waves like a birthday cake
And she can shred those swells at the zero break
She's my slow-talking goofy footed
Ugly little surfin savant

Surf surf surf surf surfin savant
Surfin savant, yeah, surf surfin savant
Surfin savant, surfin savant
Surfin savant, surfin savant
She's all that I want
All that I want
All in the world that I want
She's my surf
Surf surfin savant

Surf surfin savant, surfin savant
Surf surfin savant, surfin savant
Surf surfin savant, surfin savant
Surf surfin savant


Copyright 2005 Zach London

Suds

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From "Approach Approach Conflict"


There's four of us in
All four of us in the back seat
We're four in the back and packed in splendidly

We're bouncing along
And nodding our heads in perfect
We're nodding our heads in perfect synchrony

Suds
Crackling glorious suds
As you disappear in the rearview
The cabin progressively floods with oh,
Suds
Slippery ominous suds
They prickle our tongues with your sweet words
And fill up our lungs with your love

It's hard to believe
It's hard to believe we're packed in
I guess I could leave and get some breathing room

But who needs to breathe
When you're in a slick surfactant
Of animal tallow, lye, and light perfume

Suds
Crackling glorious suds
As you disappear in the rearview
The cabin progressively floods with oh,
Suds
Slippery ominous suds
They prickle our tongues with your sweet words
And fill up our lungs with your love
With your love

Suds
Crackling glorious suds
As you disappear in the rearview
The cabin progressively floods
Suds
Slippery ominous suds
They prickle our tongues with your sweet words
And fill up our lungs with your love
With your love


(Greg Kutcher - additional guitar
Lauren London - additional backup vocals
Scarlett London - additional backup vocals
Roy Sexton - lead vocals)
Copyright 2009 Zach London

Strain

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Strain
Drive against the grain
I knew
I'd screw it up again
Maybe too soon to ascertain
I'm off,
No need to explain
I'm not the call you're waiting for
But I'll always crawl to come back for more.

I'm so well-behaved and benign
It's not hard to keep me in line
I go for the play when it's going my way
Which is rarely and hey, that's just fine.
But patience is not the best trait
You don't swing, you don't leave home plate
But nothing's designed keeping kindness in mind
So I kind of don't mind all the wait
And it's not killing time that I hate

Let me explain
This bottle's been my bane
I swore
I'd pour down the drain
I've always said,
No one really likes champagne
I could have bought wine,
But I'd rather complain.
We're Dixie Cups, we graze the spout,
A couple sips then throw us out

I'm so well-behaved and benign
It's not hard to keep me in line
I go for the play when it's going my way
Which is rarely and hey, that's just fine
You can't count the world's absentees
The faceless don't grace the marquees
And maybe it's fun to pub crawl on the sun
But it's also 10,000 degrees
And they say it's the same old disease
It's just a new strain

Drive against the grain
I knew I'd screw it up again
Maybe too soon to ascertain
I'm off,
No need to explain
I'm not the call you're waiting for
But I'll always crawl to come back for more

Jon Greenlee - Drums, bass guitar, electric guitar

Copyright 1993, 2017 Zach London

Storey's Way

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From "Steak"

Instrumental

(Siobhan Wilson - violin)

Copyright 2000 Zach London

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