The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

Hard Taco Radio

Shy Away

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Dear Miss Tyranny,
Agriculture isn't me
Please don't try to have me be
A farmer anymore.
Crops fail, chickens die
Off the record so would I
I could never stomach food
That's planted months before.

It takes a drive to earn a penny working any trade
I'm far to passive and to klutzy
For a decent woman beater or a meter-maid
I've gone too far, you say, well

Sure but don't imply the danger's passed
The battle flutes still play.
Southbound traffic's moving twice as fast
So shy away, shy away.

Years back, you condoned
Private jokes I could have owned
Had they simply been postponed
'Til I was around.
Now I've come to find
All my musings undermined
Crowded up and intertwined
With others less profound.

And your ideas, I should get credit for the better ones
It takes a bigger man like me
To centralize the praise, whoever was the clever one
I owe you that, at least, well

Sure but don't imply the danger's passed
The battle flutes still play.
Southbound traffic's moving twice as fast
So shy away, shy away.


(David Fernandes - drums)

Copyright 1996 Zach London

Shake Yer Lulav

Shake,
Shake yer lulav!
Shake, shake, shake yer lulav!
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
Yeah, Shake,
Shake yer lulav!
Shake, shake, shake yer lulav!
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.

Well, it's Tishrei... Sukkot is back
I'll go dwell in a tabernacle
Have a seat and have a snack.

Sometimes you feel it in your gut
That eight days in this little hut
Brings God real close but it hurts your butt.
Well... it hurts your butt!

Shake,
Shake yer lulav!
Shake, shake, shake yer lulav!
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
Yeah, Shake,
Shake yer lulav!
Shake, shake, shake yer lulav!
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.

The etrog is nice and soft
But don't you bite that pittam off
Or that poor fruit has found it's coffin.

To make a lulav, you've got to kill
A palm, a myrtle, and a willow
What a waste of chlorophyll...
Well... waste of chlorophyll!

Shake,
Shake yer lulav!
Shake, shake, shake yer lulav!
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
Yeah, Shake,
Shake yer lulav!
Shake, shake, shake yer lulav!
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.


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Copyright 1991 Zach London

Senseless Hate

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From "Sleepy Hollow: The Rock Opera"

Tobias:
Now watch your step and shut your trap
Before I get annoyed
Now Brom wants all the schoolbooks torn
And all the slates destroyed

Clocky:
But vandalism's its own reward
When its directed toward Ichabod Crane
That bastard makes me cringe in disgust...

Tobias:
Yeah For me it's disdain.

Both:
Hey!
Kudos to senseless hate
Hooray for vengeance and spite
Hey!
If you're violent or just irate
You're categorically right.

Tobias:
Now hatred's in the air that you breathe
It's in the steps that you walk.
For me it's in the way that I seethe...

Clocky:
For me it's how I break chalk!

Tobias:
If malice is a palace gate
Then hurry up and hate
Before the drawbridge is drawn

Clocky:
And if desecrating's like a painting,
Then Maestro, play on!

Both:
Hey!
Kudos to senseless hate
Hooray for vengeance and spite
Hey!
If you're violent or just irate
You're categorically right.

Clocky:
So lionize the name of hate
Abhor, condemn, revile, berate!

Tobias: Accurse, beloathe, abominate!
Clocky: Anathematize and execrate!
Tobias: Dispute, reject, exclude, arraign!
Clocky: Decry!
Tobias: Rebuke!
Clocky: Debase!
Tobias: Disdain!
Clocky: Detest, despise!
Tobias: Denounce, debar!
Clocky: Defile! Molest!
Tobias: Now that's too far...

Both:
But Hey!
Kudos to senseless hate
Hooray for vengeance and spite
Hey!
If you're violent or just irate
You're categorically right.


(David Fernandes - drums, percussion, bass, vocals
Mike Scherling - vocals)

Copyright 1997 Zach London

Seasonal Affective

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From "and then the training takes over..."

When in the course
Of human remorse,
There comes a time to stage an intervention by force
Then dot dot dot
The tough love train rolls in

Poof, and it ends
But aren't we still friends
I doubt it, well,
That is to say
I guess it depends
And it's dot dot dot
The tough love train rolls out

Snow globe
Death by seasonal affective
Every flake a third of an ellipsis from the sky

You've got a curse
You want it reversed
There's something that you're going to have to do for me first
And it's dot dot dot
The tough love train rolls in

Wake up and greet
Full-blown defeat
The 180 days a year you're doomed to repeat
And dot dot dot
The tough love train rolls out

Snow globe
Death by seasonal affective
Every flake a third of an ellipsis from the sky

Snow globe
Death by seasonal affective
Every week at group I'll shout it rips us from the sky


(Greg Kutcher - banjo
Lauren London - vocals
Oren Sagher - clarinet
Russell Schwartz - tenor saxophone, additional moaning
Darin Zahuranec - trumpet)

Copyright 2008 Zach London

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