Before we get started
I have a daughter
Lenore, she’s four,
She’s a quarter Chinese
And one quarter Nordic
According to the reporting from 23andMe
Before we… Hi, before we go further
She’s imported
You should know that I’ve been diagnosed with a sort of disease
I mean adopted, not imported, per se
For short it’s called DBDDDSD, it’s short for
Dwarfism Body Dysmorphism Dysthymic Dysphoric Something Disorder
That sounds horrible
No, it’s common, it’s normal,
I’m normal,
It basically means
I wish I was shorter
Shall we order?
Orange soda, no ice, just brown rice and black beans
Number 4, por favor, the chicken torta
I feel like I’ve known you my whole life
I feel like I’ve known I’d be alone my whole life
I will be alone my whole life and that’s fine, fine
Fine, I’m a holy mess
I’m a six at best
Fine, I’m a Midwest Nine
What’s your sign?
Let me guess…is it Cancer?
Answer yes
Bet you can’t guess mine
I’m afraid of bears, spiral stairs,
Weirdos wearing pointy ears at Renaissance Faires
Where do you work?
At Claire’s
Where you from?
Garden City but my parents live in The Thumb
I’m a bitch without my coffee
Otherwise, I’m quite a softy
I’m a Pisces, after all
Meaning what?
That I’m nice.
You’re a bit tall.
I said no ice!
All I want is to have more good days
Can’t I just stack a couple good days?
Can’t I be back on track and stack a couple
Piggyback on a couple
Harken back to the spark of childhood days?
Good days and good days and good days
I feel like I’ve known you my whole life
I feel like I’ve known I’d be alone my whole life
I will be alone my whole life and that’s fine, fine
What is the void I’m hurtling through?
That I get annoyed if I don’t get Wordle in two
I’m hurtling through an eternal abyss
In search of a human connection that doesn’t exist
I feel like I’ve known you my whole life
I feel like I’ve known I’d be alone my whole life
I will be alone my whole life and that’s fine, fine
Lauren London - additional vocals
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