Jim is an actor
He’s got a tractor
He’s got a tractor beam
It works like a dream a
Have you seen the Jim Beam?
Jack is jock and
He’s got a cocker
He’s got a cocker spaniel
Named Daniel
And man, you’ll scream
When you see Jim’s Beam
Tractoring up
Jack’s Daniel
The spaniel
Well the dog beamed up
In the tractor beam
And his legs went limp
And his eyes glowed green and
Man, what a terrible scene
What a terrible scene
Man, what a terrible, terrible scene
When John had sore heel
He bought a four-wheeled
He bought a four-wheeled walker
He stores in a locker
‘Til he feels his heels get sore once more
Max has a factory
Has a factor
He built Johnny’s walker
And locker
And the cocker spaniel was beamed up then
To the great big flying saucer
Well, the dog beamed up
In the tractor beam
And his legs went limp
And his eyes glowed green and
… Oh man, what a terrible scene
What a terrible scene
Man, what a terrible terrible scene
Doo-da-lee-doo-da-doot doo
Jim is an actor
He’s got a tractor
He’s got a tractor beam
He’s got a tractor beam
It works like a dream
Works like a dream
Have you seen
The Jim Beam
Well the dog beamed up
Dog beamed up
In the tractor beam
And his legs went limp
And his eyes glowed green and
Eyes glowed green
Man, what a terrible scene
Man what a terrible scene
Man, what a terrible harrowing parable
Terrible unbearable scene
Jonathan Barron - lead vocals
Lauren London - additional vocals
Copyright 2026 Zach London
