When I post a banana for sale
And I show a banana for scale?
That is ingenious
Such a slick idea that everyone wants a piece
Toadies, hangerson, and bandwagon friends
Showing up, blowing up my DMs
Out of the woodwork
They came out of the woodwork
Oh, fair-weather flames
Claiming they knew me back at Yale
And all because I
Showed a banana for scale
For scale, for scale, I showed a banana for scale
When I claim that the game is afoot
Then I change it to the foot is a game?
That is ingenious
It’s the switcheroo that only a few could pull off
Here they come, sycophantic as shit=
With their fan wikis frantically writ
Out of the woodwork
They come out of the woodwork
Oh, naming their heirs
Calling their paramours my name
And all because I
Said that the foot is a game
I have hatched a phenomenal hit
Clearly, I’m a generational wit
So out of the woodwork
They all came out of the woodwork
Long ago, they removed the caulk and grout
To leave openings in the woodwork so the rabble could crawl out
When I said that panini is just
Just the plural of the word paninus
That was ingenious
But the narrative was that I was a fascist simp
The hive spoke, there were hundreds of votes
For me to choke on my overnight oats
Out of the woodwork
They came out of the woodwork
Oh every ghoul
Brimming with cruel abuse to hurl
And all because I
Said that panini was plur’l
Was plur’l, was plur’l
I said that panini was plur’l
Here I come, catastrophically flawed
Clearly, I’m a generational fraud
So out of the woodwork
They all came out of the woodwork
Long ago, they removed the caulk and grout
To leave openings in
The woodwork so the rabble could crawl out
When I post a banana for sale
And I showed a banana for scale
That was ingenious
So they came out of the woodwork
Out of the woodwork
They all came out of the woodwork
Out of the woodwork
They all came out of the woodwork
Jonathan Barron - additional vocals
Jeff Kutcher - washboard
Lauren London - vocals
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